will i am's delayed diary

Tater was in town again for 'work' and more importantly to spend time with friends! Impeccable timing as well because my 42nd birthday was coming up. Celebrated with a little 'pool party' at the Westin ( Tater missed the cute boys at the front desk ). Thank goodness for the awesome weather and sexy trunks. Our dinner plans were at Lai Ching Yuen , Grand Millennium Hotel. Realized that we seldom have Chinese food with Tater although he's such a rice queen. The restaurant was so empty that it felt like we had booked the whole place. Birthday boozing and coffee session was sponsored by Tater at 443 Bar Lounge .  Great ambience. When I got home and opened the present from Tater, I was wow-ed by the strappy harness style underwear that he got. Definitely need to shave before rocking that pair! Note: Sorry Tater for disrupting your diet plans!

Tater was back in town, so KH and I headed out to the city center to welcome him. We worked from Wu Di Cafe  while waiting for our Singaporean VIP to arrive. While waiting for dinner time, we did some catching up over coffee. On our way out, we noticed a bunting advertizing a local BL web series called "Wu Di In Love" . If you haven't guessed, the series revolves around the cafe, and I've seen the MC ( guy with the strong eyebrows and jawlines ) hanging out at the cafe. Perhaps he's the owner.  Dinner reservations was at  8Haus Cafe . Been wanting to try the food there since the last visit to the area. Chose two varieties of roulade and some truffle pork. Then it was time for some booze at Sin Chew Kee Cold Drinks Store . Definitely worth toasting to our log awaited reunion. Hope to see more of him in KL when his regular schedule is confirmed.   P.S.: Tater gave us belated Christmas gifts. Super skimpy and sexy. Which do you think would suit me, and which would

Christmas is not complete without a pair of sexy underwear. Once again Guru B  posted me a Christmas gift from halfway around the world. This time, it was a PUMP jockstrap. I've never bought this Montreal brand before and I must say I'm impressed with the quality and the design. On the packaging it says "Perfect For Selfies". Gotta believe that. Thanks so much! Got a bag of coffee beans from my office gift exchange. Not good for selfies, but definitely something that I appreciate. 

One day, I received an unexpected parcel from Shopee. My name was on the package, but there was nothing pending in my account. Received all my sexy gear jor. Opened it anyway, and found it to be a box of Shiroi Koibito, a European-style cookie manufactured and sold by Japanese confectionery maker Ishiya in Sapporo. A must-buy when travelling to Hokkaido. A surprise gift perhaps? Secret admirer? The first person I asked was KH:  Moi: Baby, someone sent me Shiroi Koibito. KH: Oh, that's mine. I mistakenly sent it to your house.  Whattttttttttttttttttttt???????????????? Zzz.  

Received a super early birthday present from SK which is a Huawei Watch Fit. Not the first time she got me a wearable device. There's a Mi Band 3 somewhere in my room too. This time round, I decided to actually wear it. What prompted me to do so? It's a Huawei device, and I'm using a Huawei smartphone. There's a SpO2 reading feature on the Huawei Watch Fit. A couch potato like me would have scant use for the fitness tracking and workout features. Whenever it tells me to get active, I just ignore it. LOL. Other useful features include: Phone notification . Quite useful because my smartphone is perpetually on mute.  Sleep analysis . A lot of mumbo-jumbo, but I guess it encourages me to sleep earlier. Sometimes, it mistakenly thinks that I'm taking a nap. Do I stay THAT still? Haha. Heart rate . The novelty of reviewing my heart rate when I fap or f*ck.   What I am going to with my watches now? 

After months of growing mushrooms and bean sprouts at home, we finally decided to venture out to the shopping mall. Woke up bright and early to make a trip to The Gardens Mall. The Hari Raya Haji decorations centered around Malay crafts like wau , tudung saji , songket , and other woven items. Lunch we ate at Ichiriki , and it was a lunch 'gathering' of sorts becauce we were joined by JJ and Bunny. They sat at an adjacent table which was close enough. Introduced SK to Ichiriki's motsunabe and she take a liking to it. Once we were done eating, JJ passed me my first birthday present ( + Christmas present ) of the year-- a trio of shorts from Bottoms Lab. Actually, he bought them for himself, but even the smallest size didn't suit him. I feel proud that XS fit me. :P.   Did more shopping after lunch, and naturally we stopped for coffee and cake when we got tired. Rested our legs at Tokyo Secret , a spacious, and quiet cafe famous for their expensive baked cheese tarts. 

Free flat-screen TV from my credit card application. Fantastic deal from Standard Chartered and RinggitPlus. 

Over the years, I had made several friends on Instagram. Many of them from different countries. Guru B is one of them. He works for a university in Kentucky and shares a lot about his daily life. Reading is very much part of his work, and he takes long walks in his neighbourhood. Often, he would also showcase his beautiful garden and its pretty blooms. In 2019, he asked for my mailing address, and I received two things in the mail. The first was a Christmas card with a handwritten letter, and photos from his past trip to South East Asia. The second was a parcel that contained a Christmas present! A surprise Jack Adams thong all the way from the other side of the world. Thank you for the very first pair of Jack Adams in my collection.

On the last Friday of October, finally managed to meet up with Cutiepie to celebrate my belated birthday. She came with two kids in tow, after work on a rainy Friday. Such a super mum. Our dinner was at Jack & Steve Grill in Taman Equine. Don't be mistaken, Jack and Steve are both Indian blokes. This place serves Western-Indian fusion. Both of us already had dinner, so we just ordered drinks. Relived our undergraduate sahabat skandal days with long island iced teas. Used to be our usual order at Section 18 TGIF. Wonder if that place is still in business. Both her kids were vying for my attention, so it wasn't easy for us to talk. But with the help of the smartphone and a toy helicopter we did get to catch up a bit. Glad to hear the Cutiepie would be starting a new job soon. As the night progressed, the kids got restless and in the end, a table tilted, and a drinking glass got broken. Both got a death stare from their mother. The incident really shook them up because

The morning market was abuzz with Mid-autumn Festival vibes. One vendor sold a giant mooncake in a butter cookie tin! That baby went for MYR128 and contained 8 artery-clogging salted egg yolks. Wonder how many he managed to sell. My breakfast was at Charlie's Cafe to take advantage of the B1F1 Entertainer App promotion. Had a Curry Laksa and Nasi Lemak. In my opinion, the curry laksa trumps the Laksa Sarawak. Quite spicy and comes with a thinly sliced chicken katsu. The Nasi Lemak's rendang chicken was also nice, but it was a modified recipe with the chicken lightly fried before combined with rendang paste. SK organized an early 38th birthday dinner for me to suit her busy work schedule. Mum and KH also joined. We ate at Pier 12 Seafood Tavern , Old Malaya. Got some happy hour cocktails, and shared their big seafood platter. On top of that, we had a delicious crab soup with Indian spices, and some steak. Fired up Google Maps to find a nearby coffee place and we sett

Duddha is an interesting restaurant in KLCC, located at the stretch facing the park. The place looks like a pop culture palace with an equally surprising menu. Not really knowing what to have, we ordered a couple of drinks and some random choices from the menu, and told the waiter that we'll top up "later". And so we had some quiet conversation. During that time, KH brought out a gift-- a replacement camera! My trusty Canon Powershot G11 had finally passed away during CNY after 7 years of service. In those years, it went for a major surgery to replace the swivel LCD. With the failure of the lens motor, I see no point to fix it anymore. Better to let it go. KH did some research, and got me a Lumix DMC-FZ300 as a replacement. So thoughtful isn't he? Compared to its predecessor, the Lumix is bulkier but outperforms it in terms of the speed and optical zoom ( can finally take spy shots from far off! ). Will take some getting used to. While waiting for the food, w

Lego was very much a part of my childhood. Back then, I saved my pocket money, angpao money, and Cantonese Association award money to buy Lego. Back then, the cheapest set cost MYR5+. I think the most expensive model I bought was around MYR80+. Just the normal Lego, for age 5-12. Back then, the only other ranges were Duplo and Technic. So many varieties have popped up after the Lego resurgence. Today we have: Star Wars Creator Minifigures City Friends Nexo Knights Ninjago DC Comics Superheroes The Batman Movie Marvel Superheroes Elves Disney Juniors Architecture Mindstorms Scooby Doo Minecraft Speed Angry Birds Ideas Superhero Girls Pening kan ? However, all those varieties don't interest me. Technic seems way cooler to me with all those gears, shafts, and moving parts. A sort of kiddy mechanical engineering. More worth it to pay for design and complex parts, rather than paying for copyright costs. Back then, they had pneumatic models, these days, electr

On rare occasions when there's too much food in the refrigerator, mum declares that there's no need to go to the wet market. Happy news really as I get to sleep in a bit. After getting up, I can immediately think about breakfast. We went to Bandar Puteri Puchong to eat at Uncle Xian Noodle House , another one of those 'famous' old shops turned cafe. Tried the curry noodles and lam mee . Mum liked the curry, but I hated the  lam mee , The gravy was too effing sweet. But the ramen they used in it had a good texture. Service was excellent and the waitress even took our complaint seriously regarding the taste of the  lam mee . Since I was in Bandar Puteri Puchong, I used the opportunity to get a replacement cartridge for the leaky faucet in my kitchen. Never knew that the colour of the cartridge actually denoted the clockwise or anti-clockwise direction of the faucet. Red and blue. Hot and cold. I got it wrong for one or two taps at home, so they operate in reverse m

Every year, Cutiepie will make the time to celebrate my birthday. This year, it was on a Friday night after work. KH and I walked over to her office building. As luck would have it, before she could leave work, her boss threw a bitch fit and pulled her into a meeting. There was nothing we could do but wait. At least there was a Starbucks at the lobby where we could chill and sip an Asia Dolce Latte. By the time Cutiepie came down, she looked a bit drained. Thought it was due to work, but it was actually something more sinister. Anyway, she drove us to the dinner venue-- Pampas @ Old Malaya . Something new for me. Some genius had transformed a whole row of pre-war shophouses into restaurants with much character ( but little parking ). Disaster struck when we reached the restaurant-- Cutipie had started feeling nauseous. Several times she rushed to the toilet to vomit. The culprit was probably the lunch at Reggae Mansion ( avoid! ). In her condition, she only managed some hot w